>neet life for 10+ years

>neet life for 10+ years

>NEET 生活超过 10 年

>finally forced to become a wagie

>终于被迫成为打工人

>fired after 6 months

>6 个月后被解雇

how do i profit from this

我怎么从这里获利

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>get fired from first job

>第一份工作被炒

wow no such thing ever happend to anyone!

哇，好像从来没人遇到过这种事！

everyone always succeeded on their first try and knew how to do everything in life before they were born!

每个人都第一次尝试就成功了，而且生下来就知道人生的一切该怎么做！

>>62532701

i got fired from Subway for bleeding into the food. I cut my finger by brushing against an ultra cold walk-in freezer wall and didn't notice it. whoops!

我在赛百味被炒鱿鱼了，因为我的血流进了食物里。我的手碰到超冷冻的步入式冰柜墙壁时被划了，当时没发觉。哎呀！

>>62532710

It's just extra iron. They should be grateful.

那只是额外的铁元素。他们应该感激涕零。

>>62532579

collect unemployment

去领失业救济吧。

>>62532713

sure let me cum in your sandwich next

行啊，下次让我在你的三明治里高潮一下。

extra protein

额外补充蛋白质。

>>62532579

Just leech off welfare.

就靠白吃白喝福利过日子吧。

>>62532932

how to get wife if welfare leech doe

做福利寄生虫的直男怎么才能搞到老婆？

>>62533413

A wife is a terrible investment.

老婆是笔亏本的投资。

>>62532579

neet life on and off for almost 10 years here. every job i've gotten since my last long term job has sucked severely. it's like i somehow just keep rolling the dice and landing on shitty ass jobs. they're office jobs too! seriously i've had terrible jobs before but the terrible levels were no where near that degree. all of those jobs were kept for less than a month iirc. i've tried winning by trading stocks/options but all i'm catching is L's lately

我断断续续当家里蹲快十年了。从我上一份长期工作之后，我找到的每一份工作都烂得一塌糊涂。感觉我就像一直在掷骰子，而且每次掷出来的都是烂牌。而且都是办公室工作！说真的，我以前也干过很烂的工作，但那种糟糕程度完全没法跟这次比。我记得那些工作我都干不到一个月。我试着靠炒股票/期权来翻盘，但最近我净吃败仗。

have you considered trading? gotta be careful though or you will lose all your money. umm you know what nevermind don't do that, most people probably lose on that.

你有没有考虑过去交易？不过得小心点，不然你会赔光所有钱。呃，你知道的，当我没说，别那么干，大多数人那方面肯定都是亏的。

>quit job because contract is ending and I tell them I found another job

>因为合同到期而辞职，我还告诉他们我找到了新工作

>now can't find another job

>结果现在找不到新工作

I'm 'employed' with another contracting organization 'on call' but they've never actually needed me to do anything for them. I just put it down on my resume anyway.

我在另一家外包机构算是“在职”，状态是“待命”，但他们从没真正让我干过活。反正我还是把它写进了简历里。

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>>62532701

The problem is it takes months to find another job and jobployers hold every little thing against you now.

问题在于，找到下一份工作往往需要几个月，而且现在的雇主会把你身上的每一点小瑕疵都记恨在心。

>>62534051

>i've tried winning by trading stocks/options but all i'm catching is L's lately

>我试着靠炒股票/期权来翻盘，但最近我净吃败仗

lol

If I never listened to /biz/ I would have gotten it righ the first time and made 800k in 2020

如果我没听 /biz/ 的那些话，我第一次就会操作正确，在2020年赚个80万刀。

Fuck me

操我。

Ive neeted for so long that I am unhireable

我家里蹲太久了，已经变得没人敢雇了。

>>62532579

carl?

>>62532579

I NEETed for six years and got a job two days a week at a grocery store. It is actually a cozy life but I can quit at any moment since I retired in a LCOL city

我家里蹲了六年，后来找了份每周只上两天班的超市工作。其实这种日子挺舒服的，而且因为我在一个生活成本低的城市退休了，所以我随时可以辞职。

>>62534113

a fool and his money are soon parted. if you aren't able to research, analyze, and understand how a publicly traded business functions on your own accord you should not be fucking trading.

愚蠢的人和他的钱财很快会分开。如果你不能自己进行研究、分析并理解一家上市公司的运作方式，就别他妈去交易了。

>>62534393

You don't know shit about stocks or crypto because all you're fucking doing is repeating stock phrases they tell you in Buad 101, shut the fuck up faggot.

你对股票或加密货币一窍不通，因为你他妈只会重复那些在金融入门课（Buad 101）里教你的陈词滥调，闭嘴吧，废物。

>>62534408

i see i hit a nerve.

看来我戳到痛处了。

>>62532710

Sounds like an unsafe work environment. Are you an American? If so, sue them

听起来工作环境不安全。你是美国人吗？如果是，起诉他们。

>>62534113

if i was patient and confident i'd probably have been a millionaire off GME. instead i got tired of waiting and sold it when it was still under $20, didn't even have a huge bag.

如果我有耐心和自信，我可能早就靠着GME（游戏驿站）成百万富翁了。结果我等得不耐烦了，在股价还没到20块的时候就卖了，持仓量也不大。

>>62534367

how hard to get that job and how hard to demand the hours you want? i tried getting a part time job long ago and they unironically passed on me for not being as available as others. its fucking part time i gotta get some leeway and not get demanded to have 24/7 availability! idk if i'd work retail though, i live in a busy area.

找这份工作难吗？要求你想要的班次容易吗？很久以前我试过找份兼职，他们居然真的因为我不像其他人那么有时间而拒绝了我。他妈的这只是兼职啊！我应该有点余地，而不是被要求24/7待命！不过我不知道自己能不能干零售，我住在个很繁忙的地段。

>>62534720

When I applied I said I could start three days a week but could see myself working full time (lol). Six months later I just asked the schedule writer if I could do two days. I think I got lucky because it is a chill work environment and I clearly put a lot of effort into connecting with coworkers and customers. I also have very open availability.

我应聘的时候说一周能上三天班，但也表示能看到自己转全职的希望（笑）。六个月后我只是跟排班的人提了句能不能改成两天。我觉得自己挺幸运的，毕竟这工作环境挺安逸，我也确实在跟同事和顾客搞好关系上花了不少心思。而且我的时间也很灵活。

I got rejected by another grocery store before that because I wanted to work part-time. Don't give up after one rejection! And for your resume say you were a dog walker or something that can't be verified. That's what I did.

在这之前我还被另一家超市拒了，就因为我想要兼职。别因为一次拒绝就放弃！还有，你简历上就写你做过遛狗员之类的没法背调的活儿就行。我也是这么干的。

I hope you can get back to NEETing as soon as possible. Three days a week of work was driving me mad. I can't imagine being a wagie full time.

希望你赶紧回归尼特（NEET）生活。一周上三天班都快把我逼疯了。我无法想象全职社畜的生活。