How do I get a job?

How do I get a job?

我怎么找工作？

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>>62518497

Firm handshake.

坚定的握手。

>>62518497

worst time in history to be the guy asking this question

问这个问题的人史上最难的时候

>>62518497

Go-getter attitude.

积极进取的态度。

>>62518497

go to nurse school, get your foot in the door via EMT or some shit if you have to. that's one of your only good options.

去护士学校，哪怕得先通过EMT（急救人员）什么的先混个门路。那是你为数不多的好选择之一。

>>62518497

Im a manager. Can you stay awake for 8hrs and chase off fentanyl users?

我是个经理。你能保持清醒8小时并驱赶芬太林瘾君子吗？

You're hired

你被录用了

>>62518541

What city?

哪个城市？

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YBRCvVpknvg

>>62518497

Offer penis pictures of the interviewer is male

面试官是男性的话提供阴茎照片

>>62518497

you need to be friends with people with jobs

你需要和有工作的人做朋友

>>62518575

jeet lol

币圈韭菜 lol

It’s easy if you do what I did

像我这样做很容易

Get hired by your uncle to work at a bank

被你叔叔招进银行工作

>>62518743

this. its about who you know.

没错。重要的是你认识谁。

>>62518497

just walk in ask to speak to the manager

直接走进去要求见经理

dont forget to give him a firm handshake

别忘了给他一个坚定的握手

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And yet another demoralization thread to get you to opt out of society so the Jews can take over even more

还有另一个让你退出社会的士气低落帖，好让犹太人接管更多

>>62519004

>implying working isn't doing exactly what Jews want you to do

>暗示工作正是犹太人想让你做的

make up your minds fuckers

你们这群混蛋到底想怎样

>>62518497

just be black. change the name on your resume to Jamal Jefferson, when you get an interview paint your skin brown, then talk like a gangsta and you'll get the job. this is sure to work anon, trust me.

只要当个黑人就行。把简历上的名字改成Jamal Jefferson，面试时把皮肤涂棕，然后像个gangsta一样说话，你就能得到这份工作。这肯定管用，匿名者，相信我。

>>62519059

One guy actually did this and got the job.

真有人这么干还成功拿到了工作。

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>>62518497

Download more jobs

加载更多工作

I applied to a logistics position where 5 women work, I would be the only man. There were 20 other people being interviewed. 3 rounds of interviews. The economy effectively no longer exists.

我申请了一个物流职位，那里有5个女同事，我是唯一的男人。总共有20个人在面试。分三轮。这经济 basically 已经不存在了。

>>62518497

>How do I get a job?

>我该怎么找工作？

Usually i buy her a drink first and if things go well by the end of the night she give a job.

通常我先给她买杯酒，如果一切顺利，那天晚上结束她就会给我一份工作。

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>>62518519

Ngubu coded

Ngubu 码了（注：指使用了编码或隐藏了内容）

>>62518497

Go cod fishing in Alaska, faggot. It's a simple Google search for companies. Even meth fried felons and 3rd world's figured this out. (It's actually good money, ngl)

去阿拉斯加钓鳕鱼吧，傻X。去搜一下公司名单很简单。连吃冰毒的罪犯和三流国家的人都懂这个。（说实话，这活儿钱挺多的，不吹）