If I ever get called for jury duty again I'm going to eat gassy foods for dinner and breakfast then be releasing mine also in hope the silent-but-deadlies cause everyone to get let out early. Or if I feel brave that day release them without restraint and tell the judge I can't help it and hope I get dismissed.
下次再被抽中陪审义务，我打算晚饭和早餐都吃产气食物，然后也放我的，盼着那些“无声致命屁”让大家提前散伙。或者那天要是胆子够大，就毫无顾忌地放，然后告诉法官我实在忍不住，盼着被免除资格。