I had a dream. No, I still have a dream. But this thread isn't about that.

我有一个梦想。不，我至今还有一个梦想。但这个楼不是说这个的。

All who have true knowledge of the pleasures of the flesh love the McRib. But who amongst us can afford to go to Germany every time they want a McRib? (It's served continuously there). Cryogenics is our only option. I have personally consumed and enjoyed McRibs that have been frozen for as long as 12 months - properly resurrected, they tasted fine. But I seem to have lost my mojo and I am looking for someone to carry the flame forward.

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