As we know, enjoying all the little treats in life is what makes life worth living. All those nasty "diet" losers who want to scream at you about eating nothing but cabbage and tofu are literally starving to death trying to avoid the things that made humanity what it is.

众所周知，享受生活中的所有小美好才让生活变得有价值。所有那些讨厌的“节食”失败者想要对你大喊大叫说你只吃白菜和豆腐，他们实际上是在试图避免那些使人类成为现实的东西而饿死。

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