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My best friend just lost his

我最好的朋友刚失去了他的

boomers · SuchaWhiner · 2026-08-05 13:43 · 9 帖 · 原文 ↗

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#1 My best friend just lost his / 我最好的朋友刚失去了他的
SuchaWhiner · 2026-08-05 13:43

kid in a horrible freak occurrence.

他的孩子,一场可怕的意外。

His son and his new wife had just finished saying their vows and part of the ceremony was to turn and say a few words to the crowd they invited to watch the ceremony on the beach. They explained that they will jump in the water together to signify a new life as one.

他儿子和新婚妻子刚说完誓词,仪式的一部分是转身对受邀在海滩观礼的人群说几句话。他们解释说会一起跳进水里,象征开启新的人生。

They did, and they got up to their chests in the water when a shark took the son by the leg and dragged him out to sea.

他们跳了,水没到胸口时,一条鲨鱼咬住儿子的腿,把他拖向深海。

Thank god he didn't suffer much.

谢天谢地他没受太多罪。

He was only married for 25 minutes.

他结婚才25分钟。

#2 Catfished on his wedding day! hahaa § / 婚礼当天被钓了!哈哈哈 §
58stitches · 2026-08-05 13:51
#3 if that story true, your response is one piece / 如果那故事是真的,你这条回复就是坨
YluvsJ · 2026-08-05 14:13

of sht

#4 You gotta be kidding ^^^^^^ SMFH ^^^^^^^ § / 你肯定在开玩笑 ^^^^^^ 我真是服了 ^^^^^^^ §
SuchaWhiner · 2026-08-05 14:21
#5 the response was at STICHES NOt U § / 那回复是说STICHES不是说你 §
YluvsJ · 2026-08-05 14:29
#6 His dunk ass has to answer. § / 他那蠢货必须回答。 §
HeliosKorax · 2026-08-05 15:10
#7 Dunk?.... *lmao*.. You're the one that's "dunk"! § / 蠢?.... *笑死*.. 你才是那个“蠢”的! §
Mr_No_Dreamer · 2026-08-05 16:24
#8 That's Helios's response when he is too stupid / 那是Helios在蠢到
Walking--Dead · 2026-08-05 16:32

dream up a new lie.

编不出新谎话时的反应。

#9 Please don't respond to me, unless I ask. § / 请别回我,除非我主动问。 §
58stitches · 2026-08-05 17:18
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