Was given a Busch Light - what to expect?

As an event volunteer, I was given a can of Busch Light, as we had leftovers. A fancy can with "Help for the Farmers" graphics.

我做活动志愿者，剩了几罐Busch Light就给我一罐。罐子挺花哨，印着“帮帮农民”的图案。

Ages since I drank a Busch beer.

好多年没喝过Busch啤酒了。

What to expect?

喝起来啥感觉？

Uses other than plain drinking it?

除了直接喝还有别的用吗？

Save it until winter and use it in a Belgian beef stew.

留到冬天炖比利时牛肉煲。

Light beer is just beer-scented water. Use it in place of water in any stew, soup, or taters.

淡啤就是带点啤酒味的自来水。炖菜、煮汤、焖土豆时拿它代替水就行。

don't really like beer, they just like to pee a lot.

其实根本不爱啤酒，就是爱跑厕所。

Interesting ideas about using it, or one like it, for cooking, but wouldn't a "meatier" one like PBR work better?

拿它或者类似的酒做菜挺有意思，但像PBR那种更有“肉味”的会不会更好？

You rented it.....

你就是租了一下……

Or give it to the dogs for a little casual entertainment for them.

或者倒给狗喝，给它们找点乐子。

The only alcohol I will ever consume and rarely so is 10+ year Tawny Port. Now that's worth experiencing. Piss water is for cowboys and softball games in summer. The high is sobering. As in it sucks. You know, spinning head, lying in your own vomit, blacking out behind the wheel and hitting a tree at 45mph on a blind curve.

我这辈子唯一会喝且很少喝的酒，是10年以上的陈年波特酒。那才叫值得一试。马尿是留给牛仔和夏天 softball 比赛的。那上头感让人清醒，就是难受。你懂的，头晕眼花、躺在自己吐的东西里、酒后驾车在盲弯以45mph撞上树。