“Can someone please get the Strait of Hormuz a laxative, it seems to be blocked by a giant turd.”
“能不能有人给霍尔木兹海峡来点泻药，它好像被一大坨屎堵住了。”
(Congratulations, Adam Laurie.)
（恭喜，亚当·劳里。）
Runners-up:
“A-tisket-a-tasket, Donny blew a gasket. He went to war without much thought, and all our allies trashed it.”
“小篮子丢呀丢，唐尼气炸了头。他打仗没想清楚，盟友们全给砸了锅。”
(Congratulations, Laurence Hoffmann.)
（恭喜，劳伦斯·霍夫曼。）
“Looks like Donnie is in a dire strait.”
“看起来唐尼现在真是进退两难（海峡困境）。”
(Congratulations, Jim Jarvis.)
（恭喜，吉姆·贾维斯。）
“We’re gonna need a bigger plunger.”
“我们得来个更大的皮搋子。”
(Congratulations, Steven Horowitz.)
（恭喜，史蒂文·霍洛维茨。）
“He might feel more comfortable if it was spelled Whoremuz.”
“如果拼成‘霍尔木屎’他可能更自在。”
(Congratulations, Donald Hodgins.)
（恭喜，唐纳德·霍金斯。）
“A little moral fiber cold help with that!”
“一点点道德操守就能帮上忙！”
(Congratulations, Lance Frost.)
（恭喜，兰斯·弗罗斯特。）
“Nothing that a little lettuce from Taylor Farms couldn’t clear out.”
“泰勒农场的生菜就能解决的事儿。”
(Congratulations, Alicia Gonzalez.)
（恭喜，艾丽西亚·冈萨雷斯。）
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