his son Barley was masturbating several times a day out in the barn.

他儿子Barley每天在谷仓里撸好几次。

"Boy, you gotta quit that! Go out and git yo'self a wife."

“孩子，你得停下来了！出去找个媳妇吧。”

So Barley went out and found himself a pretty young girl, to whom he got married.

于是Barley出去找了个漂亮姑娘，结了婚。

But a week or so after the wedding, the farmer found Barley choking the chicken again.

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