Why is it that the only way you can

Get to sit in a chair while at work is if you have a college degree? Seems like 90% or more of jobs that don't require a college degree require you to stand all damn day. What the fuck is that bullshit! I have a bad back dickhead.

在工作中坐着？看起来90%以上的无需大学学位的工作都要求你整天站着。这他妈的是什么鬼！我背不好，混蛋。

want to grow up and work in a factory/plant like my old man and the men in our neighborhood. .....One of the men actually went to work in a shirt and tie , in an office........I knew I wanted to do that ......So, I knew I had to go to college in order not to turn out like dear old dad...

长大了像我老爸和街坊邻里那些男人一样去工厂/车间干活。……有个人其实穿着衬衫打着领带去办公室上班……我知道我想那样……所以，我知道我得去上大学，免得最后变成亲爱老爸那副样子……

Well, I became the first person ever in our very dysfunctional family to get a college degree and actually even a post graduate degree. This went a long way in the successes I've achieved in life. ....So today ,I am happy to say that I am a millionaire enjoying the good things in life........Oh yes, I am

好吧，我成了我们这个超级不正常的家庭里第一个拿到大学学位的人，甚至还有研究生学位。这在我一生取得的成功里帮了大忙。……所以今天，我很高兴地说我是个百万富翁，享受着生活里美好的东西……没错，我就是。

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guard.

Doesn't sound like you went to college.

听起来你没上过大学啊