Everyone knows the feeling. You feel the weight of the poop turd detaching from your rectum/anus, and it flops down into the bowl and it is so heavy that it splashes droplets of water that rise up directly from the surface of the toilet bowl water where the turd broke the peaceful serenity. All of a sudden, this water is now dripping from your anus, and your ass cheeks too, and that toilet water most likely contained a load of pee, so now you have urine and toilet water with bits of shit going directly up your ass if you're not careful.
谁没体会过这种感觉呢。你感觉到那坨屎便从直肠/肛门脱离的重量，然后“扑通”一声掉进马桶里，它沉得能把马桶水面震碎，溅起的水珠直接从那坨屎打破平静水面的位置飞起。突然之间，这些脏水开始顺着你的肛门滴落，连屁股蛋上也沾了。而且那马桶水肯定混了不少尿，所以如果你不小心，尿水和马桶水就会裹着碎屎渣直接从你屁眼往上灌。
I always worry that I will pick up a virus or a disease this way. Anybody else worry about this like me?
我总担心这样会染上病毒或疾病。有没有人也像我一样担心这个？