Wow! 2 tornadoes, 7" of rain in an hour.

I just came home to take a break and change clothes. Been running a machine clearing debris. Missed me by 10 miles.

我刚回家休息换衣服。一直在操作一台机器清理杂物。它离我有10英里远，没打中我。

just now. The 7" was farther east, but 2" in the tornado zone was a new daily record.

就在刚才。7英寸降雨量位置更偏东，但2英寸降水量创下了龙卷风区的新日记录。

weather patterns is a liberal hoax.

天气模式是自由派的骗局。

I assume you are volunteering? Not a city worker living off the bloated Liberal Government tit?

我猜你在做义工？不是靠臃肿的自由派政府薪水生活的市政工人？

Why are women like Hurricanes? They come in wet and wild and when they leave they take your house and car.

为什么女人像飓风？她们带着湿气和狂野而来，离开时还会卷走你的房子和车子。

But that's only liberal women. Conservative women don't leave and they are only wet and wild with the guy at work. Not you.

但这只适用于自由派女性。保守派女性不会离开，她们只是在工作时跟那个家伙弄得湿漉漉、狂野狂野的。不是你啦。

daylight tomorrow. The high temp was 77 today.

明天有日光。今天最高温77度。