I had a friend who returned home late one night. Everyone was already in bed. In the morning, she called her 19 year old son to get up for work by flinging open the bedroom door to. His 18 year old girlfriend was there.

我有个朋友某天深夜回家，所有人都已经睡了。第二天早上，她猛地推开卧室门，叫醒她19岁去上班的儿子。结果她18岁的儿女朋友就在那里。

While she waited for them to appear, she told herself to play it cool. They had been seeing each other for a while and were both over the age of consent.

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