"sweeteners" make you FAT in an unusual way

The good news is, aFool, they found giant clouds of sugar in space, hundreds of light years across... Yummy , yummy sugar!

好消息是，aFool，他们在太空中发现了巨大的糖云，横跨几百光年……美味啊，美味的糖！

You could eat forever, literally, because you're immortal n' all.

你可以永远吃， literally，因为你是永生不死的嘛。

Sweeteners make you fat because they slow the growth of two of the most important gut bacteria, lack of digestion equals rotting food in your gut.

甜味剂让你发胖是因为它们抑制了两种最重要肠道细菌的生长，消化不足等于食物在你的肠道里腐烂。

Nice way to die, by being "healthy"

“健康”地死去，真不错

Also, margarine, don't touch that shit

还有，人造黄油，别碰那玩意儿

Everyone I know who swore by it is dead

我认识的每一个发誓信赖它的人都死了

https://www.news-medical.net/news/20260716/Scientists-show-how-sweeteners-slow-the-growth-of-certain-gut-bacteria.aspx

The fattest in the world by now, I'm certain.

到现在为止，我确信你是世界上最胖的人。

*hugs*...

Please stop shitting all over our forum.

请别在我们的论坛里满地乱屙。

But you're STILL obsessed with every post I make.

但你仍然对我发的每条帖子都着迷。

But she's also OCD, bipolar, as the recent pathetic attempts at humor (her alts too), she's definitely a psychopath and a Schizophrenic.

但她还有强迫症、双相情感障碍，从最近那些可悲的搞笑尝试（她的分身也一样）来看，她绝对是个精神病和精神分裂症患者。

Her posts prove all these.

她的帖子就证明了这一切。

Her paranoia is well documented, by her also;

她的偏执早有记录，而且还是她自己说的；

https://forums.craigslist.org/?ID=341260511

Talk about an obsession... She's going to drink herself dead! She is proof that it is possible to drink enough water to hallucinate and become self-deluded. I would imagine if I drank more and more water until I drank over a gallon per day, I might hallucinate before a seizure sets in.

说真的，这是一种执念……她这是要喝水喝死啊！她就是活生生的例子，证明喝太多水真的会让人产生幻觉、自欺欺人。我想如果我每天喝越来越多的水，直到每天超过一加仑，可能在发作癫痫之前我就会先出现幻觉了。

There's a dangerous baby in charge.

上面坐着个危险的婴儿在掌权。

The fucktard has asked for the nuclear codes twice already.

那个傻逼已经两次索要核按钮密码了。

Fuuuuck!

not welcome here.

这儿不欢迎。

sunless tanning ingredient.

无日晒美黑的成分。

aFool is all tanned up and ready for manure.

那个蠢货晒得黑黑的，准备好拉大粪了。