Put your shopping cart in the cart corral.
把你的购物车停回推车停放区。
I don't care what sort of excuse you've got.
不管你找什么借口,我都不在乎。
"oh its too far" walking is good for you.
“哦,太远了”——走路对你有好处。
"oh I've got a bad knee" park closer.
“哦,我膝盖不好”——把车停近点。
"I was in a rush" sounds like a you problem.
“我赶时间”——这听起来像是你自己的问题。
"they pay people to get the carts" deport yourself and stop weighing society down with your entitlement.
“有人拿工资来收车的”——自重吧,别再带着你那套 entitlement(理所当然的 entitlement)拖累社会了。
If any of this upsets you, guess what, you're the problem.
如果这些让你不爽,猜怎么着,你就是问题所在。
If you cant govern yourself don't act all surprised when you get governed.
如果你管不住自己,就别在别人替你管的时候表现得那么惊讶。