Today's performance had my stomach gurgling by the end of act 1. By the time intermission was over, I needed a toilet. First I went to pee, and didn't poop at all, thinking I could wait until I got back home in 2 hours. So I went back to wait in the wings for my entrance. But knowing I had some extra time before I got onstage, I decided to go back to the same bathroom to poop and it was occupied. Luckily, I found another solo bathroom nearby and deposited the contents of my bowels quickly into the toilet, wiped and left. It was very much like a diarrhea, but also quick and easy and what a relief. The tap dancing in act two was so much easier for me.

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