#1 If I have sex w/ 2 women, which one do I § / 如果我和两个女人上床，我该选 §
apologize-to-first? · 2026-06-20 06:25
↳ #2 Not to worry! It / 别担心！
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will never happen
这种事永远不会发生
↳ #3 The one that you paid the most for. / 付钱最多的那个。
OneBigBlob · 2026-06-20 19:48
But it doesn't matter as long you apologize to both of them for your lousy lovemaking.
但只要你对她们俩都道歉，因为你那烂得要命的床技，那就没事了。
↳ #4 Don't worry. With 20 years in between the two / 别担心。两件事之间隔了20年
-day-O · 2026-06-21 07:18
I'd be amazed if either one of them will remember you.
如果她们两个还记得你，我简直会惊呆了。
↳ #5 My vergina has yeast. I feel I'm rising. § / 我的阴道有酵母菌感染。我感觉我在发酵。
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