Why don't more people poop on the bosses desk? §

I wanted my pension.

我想要我的养老金。

decent person would consider doing.

体面的人绝不会考虑这么做。

Nothing , that's non-sexual , turns me on more than stomping into my bosses office ....looking the dude straight in his face , telling him to ' Take this Job and shove it "..

没有任何非色情的事情

God ...a feeling of euphoria sweeps over my body when I do this .....like I just cannot describe........It's like dying and going to heaven, I would think ..

能让我像这样踏进老板办公室时感到如此兴奋……直视那家伙的脸，告诉他“拿着这工作，把它塞你嘴里”。

In fact....I've actually taken jobs, just so I could quit them .......

上帝啊……当我这样做时，一种狂喜感席卷全身……那种感觉简直无法形容……我觉得就像死了升天堂一样。

Damn .....just writing this gives me the " bumps " .......I need to cool down ....please excuse my ass, heading for some ice tea now ...

事实上……我甚至故意去应聘工作，就是为了能辞职……

~~ perceive this to be a wrap ~~

~~ 认为这事到此为止 ~~

seldom admit their shortcomings.

你是说被开除吧。像你这种只会幻想发帖的家伙，