同事群里发的缩写我直接emo了😵

I swear half my team just texts in hieroglyphics now.

我现在都怀疑我们组一半人在用甲骨文发消息了。

uh, what even is "LMK ASAP"? Like, is this a hostage situation?

呃，"LMK ASAP"是什么鬼？这是要绑架吗？

I mean, look — if you're gonna use slang, at least make it slang people actually understand.

我是说，拜托——你要用缩写至少也用大家都懂的吧。

"BRB" my ass, they been gone twenty minutes.

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