「等等——你确定这次买的是够用的量吗?」——一场关于卫生纸的家庭大讨论 🧻

大声读出来,把加粗的短语原样搬进你下次跟室友吵着谁去买东西的时候用。

We're out of toilet paper again.

家里又没纸了。

Wait, didn't we just buy some like... two days ago, or was that last week?

等等,咱们是不是前两天才买的……还是说是上周?

Seriously?

真的假的?

I swear this household goes through toilet paper faster than any place I've ever lived.

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