这网红说她每天四点起床，行吧😑

Really? No way. You're telling me they actually broke up?

真的假的？你是说他们真分了？

Wait, hold on—she got fired and didn't tell nobody?

等等——她被开了还谁都没告诉？

That's wild. I thought they were solid, no cap.

太离谱了。我以为他们感情很稳，不骗你。

You're not messing with me right now, are you?

你现在不是在逗我玩吧？

If that's true, then the whole office is about to be cooked.

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