"戒饮料第一天。求救。" 🚰

Soda Withdrawal

不能再喝饮料了，我要多喝点水。

不能再喝饮料了，我要多喝点水。

Wait, when's the last time I even drank plain water...

哎，我上次喝白水是什么时候来着……

This fridge is basically ninety percent soda at this point.

这冰箱简直快被可乐占满了。

My hand goes straight for the Coke before I even think about it.

我手一伸就直接抓可乐，都没过脑子。

Jake, seriously, hide the soda from me.

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