“If the snacks aren't in the frame, the calories don't count”｜美剧编剧写的28句减肥真实口语 🥗
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None of my work pants button up anymore.
我上班穿的裤子全都扣不上了。
Yeah, I’m officially cutting out sugar starting Monday, for real this time.
对，我从下周一开始正式戒糖，这次来真的。
Okay so I bought kale, which basically means I'm—actually no, it's rotting in the crisper.
行吧我买了羽衣甘蓝，四舍五入我已经——算了并没有，它在保鲜盒里烂掉了。
My willpower completely disappears past nine PM.
一过晚上九点，我的意志力直接归零。
I’m just tryna shed a few pounds before my sister’s wedding, nothing crazy.
我就想在我姐婚礼前掉几斤秤，不搞太狠。
Wait, someone brought bagels to the break room?
等等，有人往茶水间带贝果了？
Get that basket away from me right now, I have zero self-control around warm bread.
赶紧把那篮子拿远点，我对热乎的面包毫无抵抗力。
What if I just split one with you?
要不咱俩分一个？
Look, if you eat it standing up over the sink, do the calories even count?
你想啊，要是站在水池边吃完，这热量还算数吗？
I’m gonna grab a black coffee instead.
我还是去弄杯美式吧。
Yeah no, totally, intermittent fasting works great until someone orders garlic knots for the team.
真的，轻断食平时都挺好使，直到有人给全组点了蒜香面包结。
Did you log your lunch in the app yet, or are we pretending today didn't happen?
你午饭录进App了吗，还是说咱假装今天不存在？
Don't ask me about my macros right now, I'm literally surviving on iced americanos and spite.
现在别跟我提什么营养素配比，我全靠冰美式和一口怨气吊着命呢。
Why does a single spoonful of peanut butter have that many calories?
为什么一勺花生酱热量能高成这样？
I swear this salad tastes like wet cardboard.
我发誓这盆沙拉吃起来像泡了水的纸壳子。
To be fair, you didn't put any dressing on it, so that's kinda on you.
讲道理，你一滴酱都没放，这真怪你自己。
Do you think if I just eyeball the olive oil it’ll throw off my whole week, or...?
你说我倒橄榄油要是凭感觉估摸着来，会不会这一整周又白干了，还是……？
Just track it tomorrow and eat your lunch.
明天再记账吧，赶紧吃你的饭。
I dragged myself to that six AM spin class and nearly passed out during the warm-up.
我硬把自己拽去上了早上六点的动感单车课，热身的时候差点直接厥过去。
Are we still hitting the gym after work?
下班还去健身房撸铁吗？
Low-key thinking about skipping cardio tonight because my legs feel like total jelly from yesterday.
说实话今晚有点想逃掉有氧，昨天练完我腿到现在还是软的。
You always try to bail around four o'clock—wait no, put your sneakers on, we're going.
你每次一到下午四点就开始想溜——别想了，把运动鞋穿上，必须去。
Fine, but I'm sticking to the treadmill.
行吧，但我就在跑步机上走走啊。
If I hit ten thousand steps before dinner, I’m treating myself to a diet soda.
晚饭前要是能凑够一万步，我就奖励自己一罐无糖快乐水。
Are you guys ordering Thai food without me, or were you gonna ask if I wanted in?
你们是背着我点泰国菜呢，还是正打算问我要不要拼单？
Wait, please talk me out of ordering the pad thai, I've been so good all week.
等等，快劝劝我别点泰式炒河粉，我这一整周都忍得超辛苦。
The scale hasn't budged all week anyway.
反正这周体重秤上的数字纹丝不动。
u know what, cheat day starts now, pass me the menu before I change my mind
不管了，放纵日现在开始，趁我没反悔赶紧把菜单递给我。