一到秋冬大家都开始找对象

Okay it's officially sweater weather and suddenly everyone in my phone has a boyfriend.

好家伙，一进入穿毛衣的季节，我通讯录里的人一个个都开始秀恩爱了。

Wait, since when are Jordan and that guy from the gym a thing?!

等等，Jordan什么时候跟健身房那个男的在一起了？！

Every October it's the same thing, everybody panics and starts dating whoever's available.

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