My keyboard's acting up again.

我的键盘又抽风了。

This autocorrect is tripping.

这自动纠错简直有病。

I'm all thumbs today.

我今天笨手笨脚的。

Dude, my phone is lagging so bad.

哥们,我的手机卡爆了。

I can't type to save my life right now.

我现在打字慢得要死。

Just voice-to-text it.

直接用语音转文字吧。

Did you see that typo? So embarrassing.

看到那个错别字了吗?太糗了。

My bad, fat-fingered that one.

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